Me press quotes. And me play page. It's 4am. Sitter's been sick for two days, so I gotta do my shit at night like a vampire.
Other news. I just ate a whole bag of Trader Joe's Marcona Almonds. But was I really wanted was a soft warm skull-sized chocolate muffin.
If it wasn't 4am and my spirit wasn't withered from my egregious lack of muffin, I would tell you the story of the only time in his 11 months on this earth my son decided to release crap through the leg of his pants onto my jeans and the seat and the floor. It was on an airplane. Window seat. Right after take-off. I shit you not (nyuk nyuk).
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