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blog down
Beginning maternity leave, I guess. Too hot to post. Oh maybe I'll drop something here and there, but I'm exhausted and large and can't get up the energy to make this not suck. It's hard enough trying to regular-write.
Will let you know how stuff goes. Happy summer.
leaving
Leaving for DC in a day. Won't be posting for a bit. Don't miss me too much, suckers.
But if you really can't take it, here's something to distract you:
You're welcome.
Bye.
i'm wearing dog perfume right now.
Seriously. It came in a gift bag from a theatre benefit I attended last night. It's a "unisex blend of bergamot and vanilla-infused musk combined with natural patchouli, mandarin and nutmeg oils." It smells like the hot hippie boy with whom I had a brief affair during our college production of Godspell.
I wasn't sure if it was seriously dog perfume or just some marketing gimmick, so I went to the website. It's real.
I don't know what makes me more depressed; the fact that some people actually desire to mask the smell of their pet with a haut fragrance that has the word "sexy" in the name, or the fact that I'm sitting here on my couch in a tank top and superman undershorts smelling like a sexy dog. Both, I guess.
Who is this scent supposed to attract? There can only be two choices, humans or dogs, right? One would think if it were for dogs it would smell more like ground beef or crotch. And I'm sure I'm not the only human for whom the smell is particularly associative. It has that late-night dirty-futon gentle-sweat thing going on...
Highly disturbing, friends.
a place of provocation
"Why are we concerned with art? To cross our frontiers, exceed our
limitations, fill our emptiness -- fulfill ourselves. This is not a condition but a process in which what is dark in us slowly becomes transparent. In this struggle with one's own truth, this effort to peel off the life-mask, the theatre, with its full-fleshed perceptivity, has always seemed to me a place of provocation. It is capable of challenging itself and its audience by violating accepted stereotypes of vision, feeling, and judgment - more jarring because it is imaged in the human organism's breath, body, and inner impulses. This defiance of taboo, this transgression, provides the shock which rips off the mask, enabling us to give ourselves nakedly to something which is impossible to define but which contains Eros and Caritas."
--Jerzy Grotowski, Towards a Poor Theatre
your own personal Geisha
FINALLY. A sexy subservient robot who will tend to your every whim AND convince you she is quietly, desperately in love with you. No annoying skin problems, no complaining incessantly about her weight, no obnoxious clinginess or spontaneous 4am therapy sessions. With delightfully Asian facial features, *just* ambiguous enough to keep those twitchy liberals guessing. And did I mention she's waterproof?
Thank you, Phillips!
i'm sorry for posting this....
...but I was curious to see if anyone had ever come across this kind of hairdo before. If it can be considered a hairdo, that is, and not a hairhat, which might be a different genre of head decoration altogether....
The gal is no stranger to the outlandish 'do, as a quick Google images search proves, but this... this is... inexplicable... demented... and perfect maybe?
And note the dress with the severed doll heads squirting blood.
I think I'm in hate love awe a state of existential frailty.
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July 2008
blog down
June 2008
leaving
i'm wearing dog perfume right now.
a place of provocation
your own personal Geisha
do you think she'd marry me?
i'm sorry for posting this....
another love
May 2008
nerd up
hey Obies!
zzzzz
ebay is broken
wagon puppies
what became of me
go see!
April 2008
glamourpuss
viral change
i so wish this didn't exist.
stuck.
euphoria in the periphery
March 2008
my mom sent me this
not perfect white noise
yo Ohio!
two cringey things
little white
belly report
english lesson?
invisible
current crush
the slow melt
February 2008
news from Nowhere
speaking of chocolate...
best cooking show EVER
news from Austin
weirdo
escena romántica en la playa
good crack
not for the faint of heart
January 2008
to the belly
hmm.
is this funny?
the facts
thanks anyway
fav. early birthday present (so far)
experiencing temporal difficulties
fatal interview
next week
December 2007
to whom it may concern
ask-holes
ho ho woe
a short play about an elephant
smelling faintly of
more lobsters
mobsters and fear
lobster and beer
another broken human
November 2007
t-day
three college shows
high-LARIOUS
uh-oh...
best catfight EVER
I'm in....
millay's malaise
October 2007
no spine
what I did with the money
my body is a cage
readin'
stand by...
my daughter's wedding
now playing...
umbilical voice
mental
she...
another go see
September 2007
no new tale to tell
homesick
cell-phone cinema
speechless
update #3
allow me to make your day
update #2
update
notes from stateside
August 2007
fire...
the funny
tail between legs x2
pluggin'
July 2007
give me a piece
i *heart* scopitones
so sad
reality check
weekend
1977 redux...
something I'm working on...
June 2007
close your eyes
me in 24 hours...
thank you, theatreforte!
junkie
just for you
my evening
all fired up
blossom
1977...
tofutti brutties
May 2007
no love for the blog
the craziest thing you'll ever see.
obie-wan
midwest mêlée
goodbye Kansas
theatre creature
Zzzzzz
what you missed 2
April 2007
drama desk
it's a secret
how we spend our time in Kansas...
bitchslap
profanely pretty
two treats
so many questions...
a spring ditty for you
my sweet lord
fleeting joy
March 2007
drunker
I may not have that job any more...
cradle of solipsism
floating
paddy wagon
sneak peek
where in the world is sheila c.?
rock
tagged
mating dance
more food p0rn
microwave your babe
not who you
February 2007
yo chicago!!
dollface
hang in there
pretend you're in Florida...
stir fry
still emerging
joyce-n-beckett
callyboom
big baby
January 2007
oy vey
for bogface, louella, cassie, boo, and linsay f.
we are not these graphics
for scott
in the meantime...
pulp me
pulsing with suck
keeping the faith
i'm writing a poem...
hey chicago!
December 2006
add your own caption
merry-ish.
merry.
did you read that post?
heartbreak / hunger
internet fun
how many...
gimmie
holiday cheer
songs to die by
my secret fear...
November 2006
this guy does gorgeous work.
this town is a freakshow
turkey
words to write by
golden girl
no apologies
what I don't know...
bye-bye, f*ckface
why not...
another good chicago thing
that's more like it.
in gratitude
October 2006
"there's something there..."
(don't) slay me
while i'm gone...
suck
what you missed
breaking and (ahem) entering
tonight
are you the type of person...
seven AM symphony
wanna see?
on hold
September 2006
midget or child?
can someone tell me...
jackass nombre deux
*sigh*
August 2006
PPS: the night is a sentinel
PS
back...
July 2006
how I feel when I'm with you
retreating
why?
two-fer
fingersmith
khan-tastic
gone
retro-forward
June 2006
Bay Area boon
cringe
en why see, eye miss thee
i am not this blog
no shane, no gain
dj cally
6am insomnia, San Francisco
thank you, patti
extend
madness
holy crap x2
exhausted...
May 2006
tonight
newsflash
ire-land redux
my new favorite google header
link o' the day
copy whore
gift
un/related
new favorite place
cirque irk
April 2006
bitter hope pills
DEAD CITY for dummies
my husband, the badass
soph's concert
blog silence
March 2006
impregnate your subconscious mind.
one reason i love my mom
snakes on a plane
shop talk
!!!
holy cow
for the love of all that is holy...
touch my monkey
lascivious
my exit strategy...
February 2006
lick it
*phew*
nudity on stage pt. 2
words of wisdom
the psychology of starvation
can someone tell me...
tallahasshole
22 inches
who needs a sweater?
i never told you...
a rough day for Sherpie
pop quiz
January 2006
buy this book
blogging=moolah
birthday redux
the spaces between (or, the short life of a name)
23 almonds
...um
good morning, indeed!
the power of a gesture
sirius-ly, folks
the anchorite
virtually random
December 2005
poppy
hey chicago
liar2
hollerday
caution on board
liar
that dying fall
literati
eating on the floor
mad world
in and out
November 2005
denny's
Moving.
nyuk nyuk
wanna see sumpthin' funny?
sausage
ROFL
act like you care
for la ketch
traffic
hey kenyatta
plugs
back
for soph, while I'm far away
where am I
October 2005
quickie
highlights
in FLA
gum candy bandaids
mileage
hey LA...
film
hurt me
well... THAT happened...
do-over
September 2005
9-24-05
O.O.C.
wicked
...to come?
*sigh*
...so
schtuff
the jet blues
Laissez les bon temps rouler?
August 2005
la-la
holy crap.
thinner
amp champ
another demo
ruined
fine
recap
one thing
good news!
rockpocket
slacks for patrick
demo
one month later (safe place of terror)
quote of the day
shoes 2
dead man's soup
shoes
brain burn
can't tell, can tell
July 2005
virtual liberation
eskimo pie
addict?
room service
shhhh...
wrong
faux-pas
phun times...
off
death in the family
bloggie-style
readin'
weightless
The Only Dickpie
barefoot
the horror
June 2005
boogie
blog-clog
whoa. yikes.
rant
for those about to blog...
two things
Golden, CO
WTF?
improving the night
back
solipsism, anyone?
peeve
surprise
blog stew
my first (FAILED) videolog
mad props to cured ham
public service announcement
friends who blog
May 2005
memorial redux
memorial
stand by him
seasick
did you know...
budder me up
...so
it's like trying to talk about love...
winnah
buy
the flying series--an exhibit
sham-burger
sammytime
in the end we fall apart
FYI
message
the hum
for hire
yer shittin' me redux
a fountain of suave
April 2005
when good atheletes go bad
in the pine barrens
ladda theedur
peru
the wrong century
word to your llama
pulitz-who?
yer shittin' me.
argh.
professional
March 2005
jet plane
incidentally
make-over
blame
eeding-ray
attention children:
on line
the squeeze
for your viewing enjoyment
LA throw-down
:(
fruit-forward
the life vicarious
sweet & mild
clubbed/crooked
the rain in Seattle (circa 1999)
loving Martha
you can't have your cake and...
tweeze me
February 2005
ask me
seek fook
piehole
what we'll do
will work for rent
reject
valentine
a week of NOT
tour
bulletproof
smoke
crush
January 2005
the soak-me sickness
inondé
scandal!
revelry
"please be the beef"
surrender to the cute
lexiphilia
me talk slowly one day
the snow in new haven
holy hot
the magic of music
for the record...
relief
December 2004
the sun in Clearwater
disgusto
jamil cuevas, where are you?
like okay...
trash
andrew wyeth, or how new york gets to me
PS...
not insecurity...
the rain in kentucky
intractable
scale
November 2004
all apologies
the greeks have landed
flame
hater 2
hater
energy vampire
dirty little white men
where's the fire
the hope latté
talk
please. please. please.
October 2004
disorderly conduct
aggressively medicore
the log of doom
the rain in SoCal
ice-foots
nose spray
stage fright
bloggin' blues
the rain in queens
September 2004
potty mouth
caving in
freight elevator
geek
!
not funny
hangover
beer beer a little wine...
6 nights!!
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